These will make you think long and hard.
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
You play with it at night before bed. You can’t be seen fiddling with it at work. You only let very, very special people touch it. What is it?